Top Goom
to be the foremost side piece of -ss for someone in a primary relationship. however to become a top goom you must jockey for position against many other gooms.
if you are offered top goom position, it is advised to accept without hesitation if you truly want to be considered. if not delaying the decision could lose you the top goom status and all top goom rights.
pr-nounced top gooooooooooooom!
i am offering you top goom position. is it done or what!
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