Top Gun

the world’s longest, most expensive air force advertis-m-nt.
the military industrial complex often uses action films, like top gun, to con our children into joining the military.
from the tom cruise movie of fame, “top gun” can be used as a p-ssive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they’re cool, tough, or otherwise competent. it is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as “boss,” “chief,” “ace,” “big guy,” “player,” etc., except top gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing ray-ban sungl-sses.
“hey, way to signal there, top gun!”
the air combat manuvering (acm) training school for the navy, used to teach dog fighting. officially called the naval fighters weapons school, it was based out of mirimar naval air base in san diego. in 1996 however, it moved to fallon naval air station 60 miles out of reno, nevada
the movie top gun is nothing like the actual school.
old school nintendo game. known for the level where you would have to try and refuel the plane to no avail. should you somehow p-ss this level, you would then have to try and land the d-mn plane on the carrier.
“i just refueled the plane! time to restart”
“-awed silence-”
having a girl ride your face cowgirl style while simultaneously using your p-n-s as a joystick. be sure to have “highway to the danger zone” by kenny loggins playing in the background for the full effect.
i wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.
to have s-x with a woman, usually while intoxicated. used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. to achieve top gun status, v-g-n-l penetration must be made. all other s-xual acts count merely as “flight school” which in time may lead to top gun status.
ace: hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?
rellie: h-ll yeah man! i went all the way to top gun!
-verb. jargon based on the behavior of the characters in the movie top gun, to pwn in a form that is unquestionably awesome, which leads to doubtless trust of your skills from your peers. in simpler terms, to make an object/person your b-tch.

-noun. one who topguns.
guy1: dude, i totally topgunned that test. i made that test my b-tch.

guy2: sh-t, im definitely copying you next time. you are topgun, man.

or

guy1: i topgunned her -ss last night.
guy2: no wonder shes walking like broken down wh-r-.

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