Top Lad


a top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete ladishness. the t-tle toplad can only be bestowed by fellow lads by their unanimous acclaim. a toplad’s antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.

many toplads can be recognised by their self created lad symbols or indications.
1. who took a sh-te in betty’s dishwasher?… oh, it was that top lad over there.

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