top load


a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.er)
v.: present tense: don’t usurp my throne or i’ll top load yours!
past tense: bill top loaded my toilet, it made the water run brown for weeks.
n.: hi i’m bill and i’m a top loader.
when some one sh-ts in the cistern of the toilet causing the water to flush brown for weeks on end
“hey luke that guy that makes those rim stickers is a real f-ckin felcher,i think you should go around there after a hard night on the curry and give his sh-tter a good old fashioned dacks around the ankles topload….what do you think old son”

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