Top Red


a manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

– dont buy replica shirts
– anyone who wears a replica shirt is a c-nt
– must wear all black to away games
– before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
– must come from manchester
– all manchester bands are great
– ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
– musn’t support england
– must not watch soccer am
– must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off
“anyone who wears a replica shirt is a jcl oot numpty”

– top red

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