top shelf

-n-l s-x in the doggy style position.
before paying for dinner, jason asked julie if she goes “top shelf”.
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of high quality.
theis drink has a premium price because it’s made with top shelf liquor.
the best of the best. usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. the best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.
this don p. is top shelf.
cream of the crop, of extraordinary quality.

the phrase is derived, not from the position of premium bottles in liquor stores, but their position behind bars. (as opposed to “well” liquors, which are stored in the bartender’s speedrack well, and “call” liquors, which are popular but not displayed (and which must be “called”).
man, this hennessey is top-shelf.
the most expensive liquor in the bar, located on the top shelf because it is rarley ordered.
wiatress: would you like our top shelf martini?
bob: f-ck not that sh-t’s expensive.
when someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes “top shelf”. see also: top cookie
holy makinaw! he put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut b-tter!
when shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your r-ct-m, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
dude: here man shelf this.

other dude: …… i’ve never done that before…….how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.

dude: up and over- top shelf. (whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
1. the top part of the net in hockey.

2. where momma keeps the peanut b-tter and i keep the p-rnos.
ex. 1
fred cusick: neely scores top shelf.

ex. 2
random fellow: they scored top shelf, where momma keeps the peanut b-tter and i keep the p-rnos.