Topeka Destroyer
when you’re getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl’s head while she’s bobbing you off. known as a topeka destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
“so i guess we won’t be seeing stacey again.”
“how come?”
“i gave her a topeka destroyer last night.”
when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier’s back. can be followed w/ a des moines surprise.
she stopped giving me a blumpie when i took it to the next level with a topeka destroyer
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