Topeka Surprise


mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. place paper towels under and over the “surprise” so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.
i believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his fedex package labeled “topeka surprise”.

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