Tophat Kat


a white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn’t know whats best for himself. he regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn’t, and never will need. he may also partic-p-te in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
in his game of chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the tophat kat that buying 64 gb of ram was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.

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