Tophed


to be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. must be further along than just being baked. mind games are a must for times like these.
“so anyone up for getting tophed today?”

“ya lets do this, grab an apple!”

“here’s the apple.”

“i’m not gonna fall for that sh-t, again!”
when you get hit, knocked, pushed, or pwnt in the back while sitting down or standing up by a huge, ugly toph who is trying to get thru.
“omg i jus got tophed in the back.”

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