Topher
topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his p-n-s stretches the underwear he is wearing. (word inspired by gay p-rn star topher dimaggio)
i have such a topher right now.
the sweetest, s-xiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. time spent with topher is never wasted and never forgotten; it is never enough.
i’m so glad topher’s all mine!
n. the other half of christopher, an alternate for chris.
some people call him chris, but he prefers topher.
(v) to make an object (usually one that is at first well-liked) hated by incessantly imitating, quoting, or reciting facts about said object.
(n) 1. one that follows another around consistently, going out of his or her way to be in your company. an exceptionally clingy object.
2. one that treats your personal sp-ce as his or her own.
etymology: a well known person at mit with the nickname topher was notorious for doing these acts.
that arnold schwarzenegger soundboard sure was funny at first, but then those jack-sses with no lives tophered the thing right into the ground.
sloppy boyfriends often make the mistake of tophering their relationships to their male friends.
the minute i got back online, that topher noticed and called my house, inviting himself over for dinner. after the meal, he watched tv in the living room and farted on the sofa, proceeding to fall asleep there for the night.
nuff said folks.
fan girl 1: “oh my b–bs, is that topher???”
fan girl 2: “no that can’t be, topher is waaay cooler.”
fan girl 1: “yes it is!! zomgzzomfgzz
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