twat waffle


a person who’s behavior warrants them being described of a loose dangly v-g-n- with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue room on a muggy july afternoon in georgia.
that dumb b-tch on plenty of fish wouldn’t show me a picture of her b-tthole. she was a complete tw-twaffle.

that beedy eyed so cal flat bill bro bra walked up to me. he said “what up my white n-gg-“. i responded ” you want punched in the face so hard you die you tw-twaffle.”
a v-g-n- that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
jo went down on mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
watwaffle (tw-t-wah-full):
n.1 an elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 a general pr-ck. see: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 to ban; to totally pwn.
“that tom cruise is such a tw-twaffle.”
or…
“i was tw-twaffled by @blue-six….it hurt, a lot.”
the idiot that gets on your last d-mn nerve. the person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. the one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. the person who has done it all and done it better than you.
there is this tw-twaffle in my anatomy cl-ss who won’t shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone f-ck-ng hates his sputtering face.
occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.
when jerri first heard of what getting a tw-twaffle was, things just got real for her.
1. a foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. someone who you find in extreme annoyance.
president bush is such a tw-t waffle.
a meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike
you stank tw-t waffle.
someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest f-ck-ng tw-t waffle ive ever seen, so i b-tch slapped that ho

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