Topless Mirage


an occurence usually on a beach or pool when you look at a girls back while she is either far away or swimming and it seems that she doesn’t have a bikini on, but when she turns around or your eyes ajust you sadly relize her br–sts are covered.
kavin: dude check it out that chicks not wearing a….

d-mn, nevermind it was a topless mirage

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