Topper Chopper
this is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. however, a topper chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can’t top them. once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.
want to have some fun? get a topper and a topper chopper together. or, if you dare…try to get two topper choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
out for beers after a round of golf.
normal dude: “hey everyone, i just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. beers are on me.”
topper chopper: i shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
normal dude: awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
topper chopper: uhh…ummm. no, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
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