topper

a person, who after hearing a story, responds with one of their own which is intended to belittle or “top” the previous one. usually, toppper’s stories are complete and utter fabrications of their limited immaginations. extreme toppers actually believe their own impossible lies, and fantasize about their mothers.
c’mon, you don’t need an example, we all know people like this.
an annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. they’ve done everything you have, only more often… and better than you.
you: i got to meet engelbert humperdinck before the concert and i got his autograph.

topper: yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

you: ow. i have a a dislocated knee.

topper: yeah, well last summer i broke my leg in four places and had to have t-tanium pins inserted. i also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. i was on crutches for almost two months… and i always set off the metal detectors at the airport!
derived from the popular toppers pizza franchise, it is used to describe anything mediocre like topper’s pizza itself.
this dental work i recieved is pretty toppers. my teeth are still upside down.
the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.
girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache without using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: “you f-ckin topper!”
abbreviation of topshop.
girl: did you go into toppers the other day babe?
another girl: yeah, i bought those shorts i was telling you about.
the s-xual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie br–sts.
that chick was only half sl-tty; she only gave toppers.
a female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all s-xual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
my girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

i love to hit it from the back, but that’s a lot of work, that is why sometimes i prefer a topper.

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