Topshop leech
incredibly irritating person who spends all their ‘free’ time b-mming aroundtopshop, buys everything in topshop and probably also hangs around outside topshop to look “cool”. may even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. you can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced “retro” belts.
“hey, coming to the concert tonight?”
“oh, no.. didn’t i tell you? i’ll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new kate moss line to come out!”
-sigh- “f-cking topshop leech…”
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