torgasm
1. an -rg-sm that goes way too far. people start drooling and having seizures.
2. a rush of s-xual feelings brought on by the profilic female rocker tori amos.
1. oh no, he’s having a t-rg-sm! call 911!
2. did you go to the house of blues last night to see tori amos? it was t-rg-smic.
the wet feeling you get in your panties when you see that beautiful senior walking in the halls at school. he’s so hot, you just can’t help but have a t-rg-sm.
ohmygod! look at tor! he’s so hot today! i just had a t-rg-sm!
when one becomes overexcited and begins spasming violently, leading to drooling and seizure-like motions.
dude, he just had a t-rg-sm.
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