Torkington
a rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone
walker: “is that your field over there?”
farmer: “ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that gr-ss.”
walker: “i think you’ve got yourself a torkington.”
sheep: “baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”
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