tornado fighter
a delusional taxi driver from a large city in the american southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. for years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.
the tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for m-ssive bandwith usage after his website was farked in jan 2004.
a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an f5 tornado from destroying a town!
guy 2: how?
guy: after getting charged up the wazoo from his website getting farked, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it right where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the xplosion was cool, the rainfall, not as much
guy 3: you guys talking about me? ‘cuz i blew up that tornado
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