Tornado Jockey


one who resides in a trailer park and often finds themselves chained to a lawn chair and a six pack out in front of the double wide when the sirens begin to hum. often resides in or near tornado alley and believes the “f” scale of tornado damage is actually the factor of “fun”.

see also toby keith’s “trailerhood” music video
bo: how many people must die before we realize g-d hates trailer parks?

forest: easy, man! my uncle cletus is a tornado jockey!

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