tornado wake
the “tornado wake” is exercised after a night of attempted make-up s-x where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. when the girl’s conscience gets the best of her the result is s-xual frustration for you. the end result of hours penned up s-xual frustration is as follows:
1. the girl falls asleep
2. the boys m-st-rb-t-s
3. the girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is h-tting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. the boy -j-c-l-t-s directly into the girl’s hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened
“i am going to h-ll. that b-tch p-ssed me off so bad i invented something new–the tornado wake.”
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