torny
a seemingly incomprehensible and paralyzing state of being where one is simultaneously exhausted and s-xually aroused. experienced almost exclusively when one is by themselves.
josh arrived home from work placing his keys on the hook and kicking his shoes off. there was n-body in the apartment. he laid down on the couch removing his shirt and pants and stared at his boxer shorts. suddenly he was struck with the realization that he was extremely torny. tired from work and yet needing release, he found himself at a crossroads with no clear direction in sight.
when one is tired, but h-rny.
“ahhh man, i’m so tired, yet so h-rny. i’m torny.”
1. contraction of tornado.
2. adj. sometimes fiery and occasionally full of wind but mostly nice.
3. the opposite of torn
she is so torny but sometimes talks rubbish – what a torny!
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