when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.
“man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on mysp-ce 15 min. later. i got torped.”
getting torped can mean the same thing as getting owned or getting beaten badly. it can also mean you found something so easy you did it flawlessly.
torped is a shortened version of the word torpedo that is kinda like bomb.
my car just exploded in my face, i totally got torped.
i just torped that test today it was so easy.

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