Torpedo Turd
when you’re taking a dump and you p-ss gas the same time a t-rd is coming out, rocketing the t-rd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
why is the floor wet?
i had a torpedo t-rd.
a (usually large) t-rd that lands head first in the drain part of the toilet, half of it already disappearing into the drain.
i started the day with a perfect torpedo t-rd and launched that baby right out to sea. i am the captain of the bathroom!
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