Torping out


an embarr-ssingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. not unlike a b-n-r, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.
me: hey farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

farbod: no can do buddy. i’m watching juno right now and i’m torping out. hard.

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