Torquay


a small town in devon. was the setting for the old tv program fawlty towers. isambard brunel had a house there.
where is torquay?
in sw england, devon county.
2 more definitions
a town in south east devonshire, populated by utter r-t-rds who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end.
q: “have you been to torquay?”
a: “what, you mean that town in south east devonshire, populated by utter r-t-rds who cannot do simple things like put out their recycling bins without their brains melting and their little world coming to an end?? no way.”
a daft little town in the -rs–end of nowhere, full of old people. its inhabitants are known as turkeys (think about it). their football team is laughed at by plymouth argyle] and embar-ssingly exeter city.
torquay = eastbourne

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