Torsades de Balls


a.k.a. testicular torsion: a painful twisting of the t-st-cl-s that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. if left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the t-st-cl- or t-st-cl-(s). term is used by paramedics rooting from the medical term “torsades de pointes” which is unrelated to the t-st-cl-s meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called “polymorphic ventricular tachycardia”.
“man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he’s got torsades de b-lls”!

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