Torsten
according to wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the germanic g-d “thor” and the swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like thor”.
the actual exemplars of the type “torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. apart from that, “torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
person 1: “have you talked to xy lately?”
person 2: “naww, xy is a great guy, but i’d rather be around torsten.”
verb to do something dumb knowingly.
dumb #1: look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
dumb #2: how about i stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
dumb #1: great idea!
dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
dumb #1: you totally torstened!!!
Read Also:
- tosswaddler
a bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation. stems from t-ss-r and waddler. guya: see that guy over there? guyb: that obese guy following that hot chick around? guya: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool… guyb: what a tosswaddler!
- towel lifter
used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. it comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. if they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands. -girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend- […]
- Towerdactyl
a s-xual position variation on the traditional pterodactyl and eiffel tower. 1. a girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style s-x. this person is the middleman/woman. another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. a bl-wj-b is given to […]
- Twilight Sex
uber dramatic s-x, like the world is coming to an end and staring into the other persons eyes is (in a twilight fashion) really is so important at that time. probably occurs at the same time as listening to something like closer by kings of leon. me: i hooked up with that girl last night, […]
- team leader
a supervisor in a factory that seems to think they have more power over the employees than the actual factory manager does. her team leader’s name is don. he is such an -sshole.