a bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

stems from t-ss-r and waddler.
guya: see that guy over there?

guyb: that obese guy following that hot chick around?

guya: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool…

guyb: what a tosswaddler!

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