tortegrity
the structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. this is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. as the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death.
steve: “houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! i don’t think we can save the rest of this burrito.”
houston: “you have no choice, power through!! we cannot simply abandon our investment!”
steve:”i’ll try sir.” (om nom nom nom nom)
houston: “steve do you read me? what’s your situation up there?”
steve:(om nom nom) “we have complete tortegrity failure….oh sweet purple velvet jesus, it’s everywhere!!”
houston:”steve!… steve!… answer me godd-mnit!”
steve: (akkkaghhrhrggrggg)
houston:”steve!… come in!… steve… no! we’ve lost him!
….
“d-mn…why do we keep sending them to chipotle?”
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