a delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn’t tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap b-st-rd).
johnny: “i’m gonna get me some tortellini.”
janet: “didn’t you say it tasted like s-m-n last time?”
johnny: “yeah, but i kinda liked it.”
one of the best foods of our time. teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of sarah and rachel. will drive for hours just to get a taste.
sarah : is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
rachel : …no.
sarah : f-ckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
jessica osborn let justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini
also known as pasta bundles
are we having tortellini for dinner?
you mean pasta bundles?
a s-xual practice in italy in which the male wraps his p-n-s in pasta dough before s-x
my man and i did tortellini last night and it was -rg-smic
a precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.
wife: oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some gr-ssy w-ssy!
husband: shut up, honey.
- manny mua
a stupid b-tch who copies jeffree star for fame. also a youtuber who puts foundation over their facial hair. yes, he puts it over is scruff/beard jeffree star: i’m shook, this highlights popping! 5 seconds later… manny mua : this highlight is so popping, i’m so shook!
bare-back bottom typically used in the g-y community to describe someone that prefers to receive -n-l penetration without a condom. austin, why does your grindr say bbbtm. oh, i’m like bare-back s-x and bottom. it’s like the only way i can get off …
stands for deb (for) economically underprivileged people, it is an organisation run by poor teenage girls that want to put there own spin on a boring debutante ball. come to the d.e.u.p it’s gonna be rad man!
a s-xual act in which both partic-p-nts spread their b-ttcheeks apart and fart into each other. yeh last night was special we performed a fartectomym
- david goss
a lying f-ck boy that n-body f-cking likes. he also likes to rip people off on weed and doesn’t know when to shut his mouth f-ck you david goss