tortellinis
one of the best foods of our time. teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of sarah and rachel. will drive for hours just to get a taste.
sarah : is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
rachel : …no.
sarah : f-ckkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!
a delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn’t tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap b-st-rd).
johnny: “i’m gonna get me some tortellini.”
janet: “didn’t you say it tasted like s-m-n last time?”
johnny: “yeah, but i kinda liked it.”
a precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.
wife: oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some gr-ssy w-ssy!
husband: shut up, honey.
you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep
jessica osborn let justin spread some white alfredo sauce right in her tortellini
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