Tortilla Coffee
a type of diarrhea. specifically, it’s the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or mexican restaurant.
i’m not feeling so good, i just ate at the taco truck and got a serious case of tortilla coffee.
or
i had some carnitas at the new “l-strio taqueria” and now i’m making tortilla coffee 🙁
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