tortilla horse

an incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round s-xy human being currently residing in the realms of xbox. he is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as royal shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
n-gg-r queer: “did you hear about tortilla horse’s new f-nny??”
niglet queer: “yes, daddy.”
n-gg-r queer: “shut up, b-tch.”
a women who is inbetween two horses and gets f-cked in the -ss by one and in the p-ssy by another. sometimes the horses will take sh-ts in the women’s mouth.
my p-ssy is so tighy from that tortilla horse.

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