tortillawinner
the member of a hispanic family whose wages supply its livelihood. coined by adam carolla on “the adam carolla show” on september 1, 2015.
jose: mujer! donde esta mi cerveza?
consuela: que?
jose: my beer, woman! didn’t you go to the supermercado?
consuela: si, si.
jose: so you bought my corona?
consuela: no…no.
jose: dammit woman, i bust my chepa down at the plant everyday to put food on this table. and all i ask is for something to wash it down with, maybe get a little borracho while watching espn deportes. is that too much to ask?
consuela: no…no. tu eres el “breadwinner.”
jose: dammit woma- oh, you agree with me. though we’re not really much of a “bread” family but point taken. (looks in fridge) well, at least you got tortillas. i guess that makes me a (chuckles) tortillawinner.
consuela: no…no. that’s incredibly racist.
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