tortoise
noun (ancient roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.
during the battle at the moon gate in alexandria, caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.
when one -j-c-l-t-s on another’s back and sticks a pillow to it.
“forget getting supermanned, that b-tch got tortoised!!”
tortoise another name for a ford taurus. because if there slowness
that taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
tourtoise new t-tle for a pedophile
tortoise is the new word for pedophile. because they always beat the hair!
sonmeone who always comes late
“im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise”
whilst having s-x. you slide in really slow and get there (-j-c-l-t-) before the hair(hare).
“my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that i totally went tortoise on her.”
band that can play pretty d-mn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.
i downloaded the new tortoise alb-m 3 weeks before it came out.
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