tortuga
tortuga describes a person who is very studious and cares a lot about grades and studying.
originally derived from studious people who wear big backpacks as high up as possible, making them look like a turtle, tortuga has now come to describe any person who is exceptionally scholarly and hard-working.
look at corinna, she’s in the library every friday. what a tortuga!!
john would rather study that come play football. he’s such a tortuga.
a place that, in theory, doesn’t exist– you can only find it if you’ve been there before. n-body knows the exact location of it, or how to get there, unless somebody else knows the way. you can’t ask for directions how to get there either.
person 1: hey, lets go to kyles house
person 2: i have no idea where it is, or how to get there
person 1: can we call him and get directions?
person 2: no, its like tortuga, n-body knows how to get there.
person 3: hey, ive been there once, i can lead the way.
the spanish word for turtle or tortoise. used to describe someone that works/moves extremely slow.
chef 1: “look at this f-cking clown work, he’s slow as dirt”
chef 2: “f-cking tortuga”
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