torture tube

regional narrow-body jet known for short-haul flights, exceptionally cramped quarters and enough overhead bin sp-ce for an empty backpack, being generous. made famous by comair and their m-ssive fleet of these for city hoppers, which has not helped in the age of tightening belts, both on the airline side and consumer.
my business had me fly out 3 hours to the client’s site on a torture tube where i enjoyed the company of my adjacent p-ssenger’s rolls spilling out into my lap while contorted in such a way to make even a small asian girl blush

Read Also:

  • eskeet

    to get out of a place real quick “eskeet outta there b-tch.”

  • cosmapology

    “the act of apologizing for a poor fashion decision” “the hipster wearing a fedora, handlebar mustache, and pink male romper owes the world a cosmapology”

  • mouth pumping

    the act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a v-g-n-. russell was mouth pumping joanne like he’d just got out after a 10 year stretch.

  • tutor gang

    some bad -ss mother f-ckers who drink and get p-ssy and work hard tutor gang mother f-ckers

  • uncle duty

    another term for pedophilia a further problem occurred when a michigan case against uncle duty was tossed out of court.

Disclaimer: torture tube definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.