performing vigorous c-nn-l-ng-s or -n-lingus on a french woman (or man if it’s -n-lingus)
bob: hey man how’d it go with that french lady you met last night?
joe: let’s just say i toss a frog.
joe: yeah i tossed that frog all night man. she was squealing.
when that really smart white kid starts hanging out with them and “becomes” one by osmosis i keep hearing about this really smart kyle kid, is he asian? no, he’s transformasian. without meeting him you would think he is tho
- travel jack
jerking it (or flicking the bean) while on a road trip. my drive was terrible until i decided to get a travel jack in on i-95
when a person takes a picture of their truck and posts it on social media accounts. my #trelfie got a hundred likes on instagram today!
weird , different. that’s an unoridnary looking tree.
- vomitus maximus
the act of vomiting your entirety after witnessing something that should never be seen with human eyes, or any eyes for that matter. guy 1: “dude, did you see 2 girls 1 cup?” guy 2: “oh my g-d, it made me vomitus maximus!” vomit 2 girls 1 cup fugly nasty -sswipe