toss the penguin
verb: w-nk, male masturbation, bash the bishop, pull the trouser snake
but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)
guy 1: dude, my girlfriend’s outta town for the holidays, guess i’m gonna have to toss the penguin
guy 2: that sucks man maybe you could have phone s-x?
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