toss your salad


when u spread your -ss cheeks and someone licks ur b-m-hole
i dont want to toss your salad.
do you want your salad tossed?
to mix up a salad. what else did you think it meant?
husband: “hey honey, want me to toss your salad?”
wife: “sure! that’d be great.”
originally in prison, to have someone eat your -ss out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.
forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

if he’s respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .
play with your private parts
the question is my dear boy, are you prepared to p-ss through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
the “real” meaning comes from jail…when you get (censored) in the (censored) by another guy ….
then you h4wk3r and joe_hard it out …
“as sh*t gee , i’m ganna add dressing when i toss your salad tonight !! ”
this means to jack off or to beat your meat. not to eat -ss. that is “cleaning your kitchen.”
as a 16year old boy, i “tossed my salad” regularly.
when someone licks the outer part of your -n-s, the layer before the hole.
elijah bankboimegaswagg5000 said if u disrespect him again he’s gonna toss your salad.

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