Tosscar
an award given to someone who uses corporate cr-p speak.
a merging of the terms t-ss-r and oscar.
depending on the readers perspective it can be very positive or very negative.
to be a recipient the nominee must rise above the usual m-sses of “moving forwards” driven “company directions” and show that they can truly “get their ducks in a row” in order to ascertain the “underlying synergies that are waiting to be unleashed” thus “realising the enterprises true potential” in todays “diverse and discerning marketplace”
whew!!!
he was awarded a tosscar for his contribution to the dumbing down of english. he managed to do this by having all the delegates confused within ten seconds. he almost received a second tosscar for managing to utter corporate speak for fifteen minutes straight without repeating anything. such a true artist deserves a tosscar
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