tossed salad
what nikki minaj’s favorite thing to do is
“he tossed my salad like his name romaine” the tossed salad reference in anaoconda
noun.
the act of licking the -n-s and the area between the s-x organs and -n-s, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup.
when done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive.
verb. to toss a salad
tossing a salad.
the big man told his prison b-tch to toss his salad.
the act of licking a partners -n-s and it’s surrounding areas. the term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. in the s-xual variety, the reciever of the “tossing” has all the contents of the -n-s (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.
my girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.
to lick a bunghole
last night your mom tossed my salad
a rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cuc-mbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
spread your -sshole whilst i eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.
the act of stimulating the -n-l opening and the surrounding area with a partner’s mouth.
“in order to save my self from tourture i was forced to toss his salad”
a green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc…
as a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.
eating -ss.
licking someones -sshole
i love to soss salad in prison. it keeps me safe.
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