tosser


literally, one who m-st-rb-t-s. common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham’s a f-ck-useless t-ss-r.

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english insult.
implies that the person m-st-rb-t-s excessively. also see w-nker.
hi i’m a townie.

t-ss-r.
useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right
tony blair is a useless t-ss-r
ok, here’s the true explanation:

while the word w-nker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word t-ss-r describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarr-ssing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.
“well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another t-ss-r.”

a asks: hey, what does t-ss-r mean?
b answers: duh, it means: w-nker.
a thinks: what a t-ss-r.
b thinks: d-mn, i’m smart…

😉
another way to say w-nker.
man city supporters are all t-ss-rs.
as far as i’m aware t-ss-r has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot – ‘he’s a toss pot’ – ie someone who drinks a lot is a t-ss-r or toss pot.
noun, british slang; slightly offensive term: d-ck head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

verb, toss off, british slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun “t-ss-r.”
when the cop got to my car and asked for my id, he realized he’d pulled over the wrong car; what a t-ss-r!

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