Tossin’ The Sheep
when a couple disregards that a female is on her period and has s-x anyway. the sheep eludes to the tampon. the tossin’ can elude to throwing said tampon at the wall in hopes of it sticking.
i shouldn’t be allowed to write these things.
guy 1: guess who got some?!
guy 2: wait, i thought your girlfriend was on her period..? did she stop?
guy 1: tossin’ the sheep man, tossin’ the sheep. -obnoxious wink-
guy 2: so you basically made spaghetti? with your noodle d-ck and her period blood as sauce?
guy 1: why can’t you ever let me be happy?
guy 2: i’m sorry, guy one… i love you.
guy 1: i love you too!
and then they made gay, gay love until dawn.
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