the hand positioning used when one commences operating ones p-n-s. it involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the p-n-s (see masturbation lock)
josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly
the most common use for the word ‘townie’ in england is that which describes a person. a townie is normally aged between 11 and 15. listens to so-called ‘garage’ music such as blazin’ squad and so solid crew, neither of which is real garage music; simply pop music with a stammering kid in fake diamonds […]
the bad things tourists do when they take over your city. can mean anything from bad driving to wearing an overly-revealing swimsuit. one who commits acts of tourrorism are tourrorists. i can’t find a parking spot because of all these d-mn tourrorists! the bad things tourists do when they take over your city. can mean […]
to engage in a swimming activity in the nude. my girlfriends and i swam tozza the other day. a big fat gay who reckons hes ard but he aint. he reckons he can rock out but i (paul) can do it betterer. tozzas a pr-ck or whats that ur gay? o just like tozza then.
tounge punch the fart box (john) “that wild chick sally let me tpfb!”… (ted)”she let you do what!?” (john) “she let me tongue punch her fart box!” (ted) “yeah.. thats nasty bro”
one who wears tracksuits and has somewhat the ichor of the warrior about him or her. in other words, is a charv who likes to go around punching people for no reason. “did you see that lad in the tracksuit who went and punched that old man for no reason? he was a real tracky-warrior.”