Total Brunette


someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a caucasian (but not always). no, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! 🙂
“oh, there’ sarah; she’s a total brunette!”

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