Total Moron
anyone who puts their own name on urbandictionary and tries to describe themselves or their friends names. usually put a sentance like, “oh my gosh, that person is a total name” in the example slot. these are the kinds of people who need to be banned, backhanded, and set on fire.
we should make it our personal duty to backhand all total morons. go out and do it. now.
total moron: “post kerry: a really cool girl! &^_^ lolwtfbbq!”
intelligent person: -backhands, sets on fire, and smiles happily, listening to the screams-
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