Total Nuts


1. when something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. to express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
“last night i looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat”
“dude, that’s just total nuts!”

“the doctor said it can’t be cured without medicine and another rectal exam”
“man, that’s just total nuts … dang.”

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