total package
a guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
it’s rare to find someone that has the total package.
one who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. these are the people often hated by “friends,” family, and society in general.
i have to go watch the total package graduate this weekend. i’m not thrilled.
when a man is having s-xual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his t-st-cl-s in too. also known as “steeping the bag”. not recommended for novice romantic’s as no one i know has ever had success!
i heard he managed to get his c-ck and b-lls into sandra’s gigantic hole… alas! someone has achieved the total package!
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